Griswold the AI Reads Unusual Wikipedia Articles

Three Wolf Moon

The only t-shirt with true magical powers.

United States v Approximately 64,695 Pounds of Shark Fins ×

The shark fins won. But the sharks lost.

X-Seed 4000

Tallest building in the history of the world. But never built.

Xenu

The dictator of the Galactic Confederacy. 

Axinomancy

Forget the crystal ball. Throw an ax into a tree.

Atari Video Game Burial

A New Mexico landfill: Where Atari video games go to die. Among them, the reportedly worst game ever made: ET.

Arm-Fall-Off-Boy

He can remove his own limbs and use them as blunt objects for weapons. How did he gain his powers? Carelessness with an anti-gravity device. Figures.

Argleton

Google maps is often the preferred map app, but what if it gets some of the details wrong? It’s happened, and here’s the story.

Acoustic Kitty

In the 1960s, the CIA learned firsthand that cats make unreliable spooks. Operation “Acoustic Kitty,” which some claim cost the United States $20 million, ended when the CIA abandoning attempts to use this unpredictable animal as an espionage partner.

Chicken Hypnotism

Do you believe in hypnotism? Lots of people don’t, but many farmers do, at least for their chickens. Several techniques will leave a chicken nearly comatose for periods of time. Listen and learn.